Cute Status Ideas

Cute Christmas Statuses!

2011-11-14T20:14:00.000-08:00

I can't believe it's already mid-November! Soon, the holidays will be here. Here are some cute Christmas status ideas for your Facebook!

:: You know there's a problem when you're wishing Facebook a Merry Christmas!!

:: All I want for Christmas is a partridge in a pear tree.

:: "Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know … the birth of Santa." - Bart Simpson

:: I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~Shirley Temple

:: You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. - Robert Paul

:: You know you're in 2011 when your kid texts you his holiday gift list.

:: I love you Santa.

Silly Status Ideas: Facebook Statuses

2011-05-27T06:43:00.000-07:00

Some new silly statuses for your Facebook! Check em out below!

:: What if Earth is just some other planet’s Hell?

:: Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.

:: Sure, red meat is bad for you, but hey, it’s better than blue-green meat!

:: You’re not an ugly person. You’re an exceptionally beautiful monkey.

:: Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

:: Who are we kidding? We all know laughter isn’t the best medicine. It’s just the best FREE medicine.

:: I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.

:: Will update Facebook status for money. Or cookies.

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Silly Statuses: Cute Status Ideas

2011-04-26T09:16:00.000-07:00

Silly statuses for your next Facebook status ideas! Make sure to check back. We've got a slew of "Like" status ideas coming soon...

:: I wish Ke$ha would hurry up and get here so my party can start.

:: Word of advice: borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect you to pay it back.

:: I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss.

:: From now on, instead of humiliated, I’m going with humillivanilliated.

:: Dear PETA, does anyone still wear mink?

:: All men are animals. Some are just better pets than others.

:: Ladies, glisten up and glisten good.

:: I love PB and FB.
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Sweet Statuses to Inspire: Cute Status Ideas

2011-04-23T10:01:00.000-07:00

Sweet Statuses that are inspirational and motivating Quotes when you need it the most! Please keep checking back for more Facebook Status Ideas!

:: Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

:: Move on, it's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book just turn the page. - Cayla Mills

:: There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past. There’s a reason why they didn't make it to your future. - Author Unknown

:: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
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Cute Easter Status Ideas

2011-04-21T09:43:00.000-07:00

Happy Easter to all! Here are some cute Easter ideas for your Facebook Status just for you.

:: My Easter basket is filled with love

:: It's Easter for peeps sake

:: From one egghead to another - Happy Easter!

:: I got the cutest bunny ever! You know who you are ;)

:: I'm loaded............with SUGAR!!

:: It's all about being hoppy today!

Super Cute Statuses: Facebook Status Ideas

2011-04-17T11:11:00.000-07:00

:: The more frogs I kiss and open my eyes to reveal no prince, the more I love my dog.

:: Women and shoes: a dramatic tale of love and lust (inspired by true events).

:: Everyone is responsible for their own actions. Unless you’re a celebrity.

:: Men are just like coffee; they’re both better hot and rich.

:: A hater is just a cowardly version of an admirer.

:: If at first you don’t succeed …maybe you shouldn’t take up skydiving.

:: Did we ever figure out where all the cowboys went?

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Cute April Fools Ideas: Facebook Status Ideas

2011-03-29T19:07:00.000-07:00

Can you believe April is here? Here are some cute April Fools status ideas just for you!

:: I'm getting off Facebook! (Happy April Fools!)

:: Your status sucks...(happy aprils fool Fool!)

:: He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West

:: The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life."- Confucius

:: Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. - Chinese Proverb

:: Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish Proverb

:: We all encounter foolishness at one point in our lives...the trick is to learn from it.

Cute Girly Quotes: Cute Statuses for Facebook

2011-03-24T07:06:00.000-07:00

Here are some cute girl quotes for your Facebook statuses:

:: It's cute being me

:: Hollywood is my lifestyle

:: God made men. Then he had a better idea.

:: Diamonds are a girls best friend

:: I may not always be perfect but I'm always me.

:: I’d have to agree with the dictionary: girls before guys.

:: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. -Finding Nemo

:: Absence makes the heart grow fonder... Or forgetful. -Peter Pan

Facebook Status Ideas: Charlie Sheen Quotes

2011-03-20T20:39:00.000-07:00

Love him or hate him...Charlie Sheen's quotes are pretty memorable! Cute or not - I had to share them with you! Check back for more Facebook status ideas just for you this week!

"Bipolar? The earth is bipolar."

"I am a peaceful man with bad intention."

"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars."

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

"”Go back to the troll hole where you came from.”

"I got tiger blood, man."

Winnie The Pooh Quotes: Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2011-03-18T14:31:00.000-07:00

Don't you just love Winnie The Pooh?! Here are some cute Winnie The Pooh quotes for your Facebook statuses. Make sure to check back soon! We'll be updating as much as we can with cute statuses just for you!

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave. -Winnie The Pooh

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me. - Winnie the Pooh

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever. - Winnie the Pooh

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? - Winnie The Pooh

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day. - Winnie the Pooh

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - Winnie the Pooh

Cute Valentine Quotes for Facebook Love Statuses

2011-02-13T18:31:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentines! Here are some cute love statuses just for you:

:: Happy Valentines my sweets

:: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown
:: Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

:: You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. - Melanie Clark

:: Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

:: All you need is love

:: I am loved

:: Would you kiss me you fool?!

:: A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.- Woodrow Wyatt

:: If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. - Winnie the Pooh

Cute New Year Facebook Status Ideas

2011-01-10T09:12:00.000-08:00

Happy 2011 to you!

Here are some cute Facebook statuses for the New Year!

:: is hoping 2011 loves her!!

:: Out with the old....the crusty...and the expired.

:: Did anyone hear that? It's a new year peoples.

:: Happy New Year to all my friends, family and Facebook fans!!

:: is all about this year.

:: needs to come up with her own statuses this year

:: I plan to be much more clever this year

:: Lets swap resolutions.

Cute Christmas Statuses For Facebook

2010-12-01T20:29:00.000-08:00

December is already here! Be on the lookout for cute holiday and Christmas status ideas for your Facebook cuz you know you want em....

:: Snowflakes are falling on my wall

:: I love chipmunks and cookies

:: ......sshh...the elves hear you...

:: I'm pretty good at being bad

:: I bet Santa's on Facebook

:: Which way to the North Pole again?

:: December's here and I'm still on Facebook

:: Lets start our 12 days of Christmas..........."a partridge stuck in a pear tree'....

Cute Thanksgiving Facebook Status Ideas

2010-11-18T20:30:00.000-08:00

Here are some cute Facebook statuses for Thanksgiving! Check out these silly status ideas and cute thankful quotes:

:: Has anyone tried turkey flavored jellybeans?

:: Hug a turkey today

:: Happy turkey day!

:: Give thanks to those who are in your life and give thanks to those who stay out of your life

:: I don't normally cook but eating.....that I can do

:: WANTED: Thanksgiving dinner at your house

:: "If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped."

Author Unknown

:: "Even though we can't have all we want, we ought to be thankful we don't get what we deserve." Author unknown

:: “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” - Irv Kupcinet

:: What are you thankful for today?

:: Help!! I lost my cranberries.

:: I have an abundance of mashed potatoes and Facebook friends

More Cute Statuses - Facebook Status Ideas

2010-10-08T07:11:00.000-07:00

More cute statues for your Facebook statuses! Halloween is coming soon! So these are cute Halloween status ideas for you!

:: You absolutely bewitch me.

:: Martinis and candy apples.

:: It's hard to be cute. Everyone wants a piece of you.

:: Eye of newt...boiling trouble...that sounds about right.

:: Three black cats just crossed my path. I'm hiding til Christmas.

:: Always mind your mummy

:: Halloween is when you can pretend to be old or young and nobody cares

:: A mermaid with fangs. There's my costume.

:: Stop giving me the creeps!

:: Can I borrow your costume? Something ate mine.

Cute Life Quotes for Your Facebook Status Ideas

2010-09-23T06:06:00.000-07:00

Here are some cute life quotes for you! If you're looking for cute ideas to write a Facebook status...make sure to bookmark us!

:: Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Elizabeth Browning

:: Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over. - Anonymous

:: If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

:: You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough. - Joe E. Lewis

:: Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your way down. - Wilson Mizner

:: If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever. - Winnie The Pooh

:: You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection - Buddha

Life Love Quotes - Cute Status Ideas

2010-09-22T20:07:00.000-07:00

Ahhh...yes....when there is love...there is life...now there's a cute life love status for you! Check out these life love quotes for your Facebook statuses. Make sure to bookmark us for more love life quotes!

:: Don't forget to love yourself. -Soren Kierkegaard

:: The course of true love never did run smooth. - William Shakespeare

:: Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here. - Marianne Williamson

:: If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. - Winnie the Pooh

:: Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

:: Real success is finding your lifework in the worth that you love. - David McCullough

:: Love is the compass of life. - Peckeroy

:: In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. - Charlie Brown

Cute Love Statuses - Facebook Status Ideas

2010-09-18T20:06:00.000-07:00

Sweet status ideas just for you! Love
Facebook status ideas...because you've run out of cheese.....
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:: You're my favorite jellybean.

:: I love you more than I don't like you.

:: Because you just are.

:: Mine.

:: Love you longtime.

:: Sweet as can be ....that's you and me.

:: Crazy for you and then some.

:: Lets play trick or treat.

:: You are the cheese to my cheezie.

:: Love rocks don't you think?

Disney Quotes - Facebook Status Ideas

2010-09-17T17:14:00.000-07:00

oooo don't you just love anything Disney! Here are some cute Disney quotes for cute Facebook status ideas or cute Myspace statuses...More cute Disney quotes to come! Make sure to follow us!

:: If you don't like Cinderella because she seems so "naive" and "weak," listen to this quote from the Walt himself: "She believed in dreams, all right, but she also believed in doing something about them. When Prince Charming didn't come along, she went over to the palace and got him." - Walt Disney, speaking of Cinderella in 1949.

:: "What do you do when things go wrong? Oh! You sing a song!" - Snow White

:: Oh bother!" - Winnie The Pooh

:: Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." -Bambi

:: "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" -The Lion King

:: "Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying" - Finding Nemo

:: "In every job that must be done there is an element of fun." - Mary Poppins

Silly Statuses For Facebook

2010-09-16T20:39:00.000-07:00

Ah...yes...the infamous double rainbow! Here are some cute silly rainbow status ideas just for you! Check back for more cute Facebook status ideas!

:: Loooook...............it's a double rainbow!!

:: I love double rainbows.

:: Where can I get a double rainbow?

:: Wow.....lucky guy!! I've never seen a double rainbow!

:: Dear Santa....I want a puppy......AND a double rainbow.

:: Double rainbow meets two pots of gold.

:: I'm going to cry. I think I just saw a double rainbow. What's it suppose to look like?

:: Scuse meee.......do you know which way to the double rainbow?

Cute Status Ideas - Facebook Status Ideas For You

2010-09-14T10:51:00.000-07:00

More silly status ideas for your Facebook status or Myspace! Check out these cute cupcake status ideas......

:: I'm so for real a cute cupcake.

:: Wanted: a cute cupcake

:: These cupcakes are homemade.

:: I only answer to sweet stuff.

:: Sometimes it's hard to be the sweetest.

:: When in doubt........eat a cupcake or two.

:: Simon says......make me some cupcakes

Life Quotes - Facebook Status Ideas

2010-09-07T11:14:00.000-07:00

Life quotes for cute status ideas!

:: Listen to many, speak to a few. - William Shakespeare

:: Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

:: Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

:: All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become. - Buddha

:: The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

:: In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathy Norris

Love Status Ideas

2010-09-05T20:04:00.000-07:00

If you're looking for cute love status ideas for Facebook or Myspace, you've come to the right place! Be on the lookout for more love statuses in the near future. Bookmark us!

:: I love alot of things but most of all....I love you.

:: Heart to heart.

:: Stealing kisses from you but you just don't know it yet

:: We're cheesy but it's that good kind of cheese. Not the fake stuff.

:: You see my arms? It's for you.

:: I've turned into one of those peoples.......the ones who update their status with L-O-V-E

:: I'm in trouble now

:: I was lost but then you found me

Halloween Quotes - Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2010-09-03T20:18:00.000-07:00

Halloween is coming soon! Yes! For those who are looking for cute halloween status ideas or halloween quotes for your Facebook status idea...

:: Best witches guys

:: Forget ghosts......beware of bed bugs!!

:: Please come in for a bite

:: Eat, drink and be scary - Author unknown

:: Trick or treat...give me something good to eat....seriously

:: I need help. My cauldron just brewed over.

:: Forget love! Lets just eat candy

:: I want my mummy

:: Welcome....the witch is in

:: Snap........cackle........pop

Cute Back To School Facebook Status Ideas

2010-08-30T13:47:00.000-07:00

Back to school is here! If you're looking for cute facebook status ideas...and cute school quotes.....

:: I just finished buying my books. Does anyone have change for a coffee?

:: Help!! I'm going back.

:: "In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." — Mark Twain

:: "We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school." — Peter De Vries

:: "I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." - Woody Allen

:: "Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." - Gracie Allen

:: "Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality." - Beatrix Potter

Cute About Me Facebook Ideas

2010-07-27T20:32:00.000-07:00

Here are some cute About Me ideas for Facebook or Myspace. Make them your own! They can even be used for cute status ideas....

:: I love popcorn. I love pizza. I love watching movies. I love my friends. I love shopping. I love dessert. I love reading your wall.

:: I take 8 sugars. That should explain EVERYTHING.

:: I'm not much for drama in my own life but yours.....that could be fun....

:: My friends made me start a Facebook page. Is that too much information?

:: Live, Love, Laugh and eat chocolate marshmallows.

:: A few of my favourite things are ice cream, gifts and karma.

:: When the going gets tough....just tell me I'm pretty

Random Peanut Butter Cute Status Ideas!

2010-07-24T13:16:00.000-07:00

Some peanut butter cute facebook status ideas just for you....

:: is eating your jar of peanut butter

:: I love you more than peanut butter

:: You're the jam to my peanut butter

:: Is trying to make peanut butter. Whose got the peanuts?

:: misses you like a good peanut butter sandmich.

:: teetheth are stucketh togteher

:: psssttt....pass over the peanut butter

Love Quotes - Cute Love Facebook Statuses

2010-04-28T17:58:00.000-07:00

Some are looking for love statuses so here are some love quotes possibly for your Facebook love statuses or Myspace love statuses! More life love quotes coming soon!

:: The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. - Unknown

:: To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything. - Greek Proverb

:: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or do I have to walk past you again??? - Anonymous

:: I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. — Marilyn Monroe

:: Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Mark Twain

:: Love is a fire: But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

:: Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. - Leo Buscaglia

Friendship Quotes - Cute Friendship Status Ideas

2010-04-28T15:40:00.000-07:00

If you're looking for friendship quotes for your Facebook status or Myspace status, check out these cute friends status ideas!

:: Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose. - Tennessee Williams

:: Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.
- Robert C. Edwards

:: Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Anonymous

:: True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere. - ~ Unknown

:: A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back. - Unknown.

:: Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Cute Quotes About Life - Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2010-04-27T07:47:00.000-07:00

Here are some cute quotes about life that you can use for Facebook status ideas or Myspace status ideas!

:: In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

:: The purpose of life is a life of purpose. ~ Robert Byrne

:: It’s easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you. - Bertrand Russell

:: Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough. - Oprah Winfrey

:: You have to take risks. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen.

:: Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln

:: What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course. - Marilyn Monroe

Random Crafty Facebook Status Ideas

2010-04-14T21:04:00.000-07:00

Here are some cute craft Facebook status ideas or use them for your Myspace status ideas.

is crafting up a status sweater.

is writing a limmerick about your googly eyes.

you and me are like two peas in a podsicle.

is making bills origami.

some collect cars. I collect embroidery floss.

just sewed your pants inside out.

craft geek at heart.

is still Rainbow Brite. You know it.

Mark Twain Quotes For Staus Ideas

2010-03-01T07:13:00.000-08:00

If you're looking for some great quotes for your Facebook status or Myspace status, here are some great Mark Twain quotes who was an American author and humorist. Stay tuned for more quotes for your status ideas here!

Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too can become great.” - Mark Twain

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” - Mark Twain

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” - Mark Twain

“It is easier to stay out than get out.” - Mark Twain

“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” - Mark Twain

“When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain” - Mark Twain

Cute Quotes For Status Ideas

2010-02-17T07:44:00.000-08:00

If you're looking for cute quotes for your Facebook or Myspace status, check out these quotes below. Make sure to check out our other cute status ideas!

Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.
-- Frank J. Giblin II

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
-- Winnie the Pooh

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
--Mae West

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
--George Bernard Shaw

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
--Mary Schmich

More Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2010-02-01T18:44:00.000-08:00

Here are more cute facebook or myspace status ideas just for you! Use them for your cute status updates and bring back the love by linking us if you want!

You're the cutest thing forever.
Sometimes wishes do come true.
Checking you out.
Thinks you crush alot.
You have the biggest heart.
I know what you did last night.
So......love often?

Valentine Facebook Status Ideas

2010-01-26T21:07:00.000-08:00

It's been awhile but what time better to post with Valentines day coming up soon! Here are some cute Valentines Facebook status ideas or for your myspace Valentines status ideas. You know you want em!

:: I think I love you most of the time.

:: You are truly the love of my life (on Facebook).

:: Happy Valentines Day to cupid.

:: Has anyone seen cupid?

:: Cheezy Valentine statuses suck.

:: Here's to good ol cheese.

:: I love you more than last Valentines.

:: I heart you.

:: My Space or yours?

:: Just broke up with your status.

:: Is in love and doesn't care who reads it.

:: Don't ever underestimate this thing they call luuuuv.

:: You are the cream to my boston.

Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2009-11-13T06:45:00.000-08:00

Its been awhile but we're still here! More cute facebook status ideas for you!

:: That's neither here nor there or on Facebook.

:: Doesn't know where the relationshit button is

:: Can't stop thinking about googly eyes.

:: So you're a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend soooo I'll add you.

:: You called me what?

:: Temporarily addicted to Facebook.

:: Closed for the day.

Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2009-08-31T07:07:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile so I'll be updating with some new cute facebook and myspace status ideas! Make sure to check the rest of them out on the blog!

:: says ♥ rules

:: you don't know what love is. REALLY.

:: Sometimes I like you. Sometimes I don't.

:: You don't really know what you have until it's gone. That's a weak sherlock moment.

:: Write. Rinse. Repeat.

:: I'm not here to understand you.

:: If I can, I will. If I can't, I always will.

Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2009-08-11T16:52:00.000-07:00

Make sure to check out the blog for more cute facebook and myspace status ideas below!

:: Okay.......whose single?

:: Pink is in between red and purple.

:: Don't trust me. I've warned you.

:: is proofreading your statuses.

:: Sometimes it's good to make candy apples. Sometimes.

:: I don't care what you think. It's what you're not thinking that scares me.

Fun Facebook Status Ideas

2009-08-04T21:54:00.000-07:00

A little bit more cute status ideas of course!

Sometimes I hear the voices in YOUR head.

I'll be very upset if you don't let me have my way.

Great............I just sat on my status.

Eco status tips----------> Recyle a status one minute at a time.

I'm all about you. (Almost)

When in doubt.............sing the alphabet.

Fun Status Ideas

2009-07-30T22:29:00.001-07:00

Fun facebook status ideas and myspace status ideas for ya!

If you admit when you're wrong then that counts as being right......so basically, I'm always right.

It's not wrong to tell people what you think but you should always start it off with an "I" statement.........like......I think you're dumb.

is very good at giving out directions. I just don't like hearing yours.

My status is allergic to you.

More Silly Status Ideas

2009-07-30T08:33:00.000-07:00

:: Don't look at me before I've had my coffee.
:: Coffee fiend right here.
:: Another day older, another day wiser....and I'm still on Facebook.
:: Excuse me.....do you know which way my status went?

:: Nobody said it was going to be easy but they didn't mention it was going to be this hard.

:: Is at your place looking for coffee.

:: Please feed this animal.

:: How do we know it's not what we think it is?

:: I'm still busy this week. I'm booked with drama.

More Cute Statuses

2009-07-28T21:37:00.000-07:00

More cute staus ideas just for you and you and you!

:: just broke up with her status.

:: None of my wishes have come true. Can I borrow yours?

:: I hear voices on my wall again.

:: It's not you but it's DEFINITELY not me.

:: Facebook knows me better than anyone.

:: I'm a busy bee this week. I've booked myself 3 crisises.

Silly Status Ideas

2009-07-28T07:26:00.000-07:00

Need a new status update?! We have LOTS!.........

:: wants googly eyes today.

:: I really am a good idea.

:: Are we almost there yet?

:: likes you but won't say it out loud.

:: and coffee will never break up. He's too good to me.

:: Statusing my new status.

:: They say money can't buy happiness but I don't mind. I adore money.

Cute Statuses

2009-07-27T09:26:00.000-07:00

More cute facebook and myspace status ideas!

:: 1929240 wall posts later and still no friends

:: Does sending random friend requests make me a freak?

:: I"m popular because I have a lot of friends.

:: Facebook is more confusing then wal-mart's rollback prices.

:: I'm your #1 fan.

Cute Facebook Statuses

2009-07-26T11:12:00.000-07:00

I haven't slept since 7am........four days ago.

I've never felt this way before.........................................I love you Facebook.

I'm naming my daughter after Facebook and my son, MySpace.

Would .com be weird for a middle name?

You looked better on Facebook.

Funny Facebook Status Ideas

2009-07-24T21:36:00.000-07:00

More cute status ideas for you on the wknd!

:: Someone note me...........I've been noting myself for the past 3 days.

:: You know it's awkward when your mom sends friend requests to all your friends.

:: I don't like being tagged. I just like being commented on.

:: I once had a life.....................................and then Facebook came along.

:: I haven't slept since 2007. Damn Facebook.

Silly Facebook Status Ideas

2009-07-24T13:04:00.000-07:00

Another random post of silly facebook and myspace status ideas:

---> This is a distraction <---

Eat, sleep and facebook

Note to self: Stop noting self

Don't blame the lame.

How do you put a status on here?

I like pie.

Who are you really?

Funny MySpace Status Ideas

2009-07-24T08:36:00.000-07:00

Some funny status ideas for your facebook or myspace...

:: Is pretending to look professional.

:: Is pretending to work.......add friend request.

:: Is cleaning up the coffee in between the keystrokes.

:: Is not really who you think I are.

:: Is trying to shorthand your status.

:: Is scheduled on MySpace until noon. Facebook at 12:01.

Random Status Ideas

2009-07-23T22:20:00.000-07:00

More random facebook status ideas and myspace ideas..cuz yeah, I'm random.

So you know what's scary? I just added the squirrel I met today on Facebook.

They say to dream big but did they say for how long?

I don't care what you say about me. It's what you're not saying that I care about.

A pessimist is very optimistic that they won't be able to find their glass.

I'm a little bit drink.

Random Status Ideas For Facebook

2009-07-23T12:56:00.000-07:00

Say what you mean. Mean what you say! Random status ideas for Facebook or Myspace just because...

:: Because I don't like you.

:: He said what......again?!@!

:: Single and looking forever.

Married and looking forever.

Can you tell me which way to the yellow brick road?

I think I passed the yellow brick road.

I say yay, you say nay and everyone says jai-ho.

No bikes allowed on my statuses.

Ideas For Facebook Status

2009-07-20T22:21:00.000-07:00

Some random funny facebook status ideas for all of you.

:: Status lost in translation.

:: I just lost my best friend.....to Facebook.

:: Exchanges can be made within 30 days with original tags on. Now if we could say the same about exes.

:: To be clever can be difficult without caffiene.

:: I'm still looking for Rainbow Brite.

Cute Status Ideas For The Guy You Like

2009-07-15T15:14:00.000-07:00

Some facebook status ideas and myspace status ideas for the guy you know is reading your status!! Maybe it'll generate even more statuses for you!

:: Don't be shy. Wall me.

:: I'm watching you watching me.

:: Read between the statuses. Forget the lines.

So .....can I have your number today?

Wink.

So I heard you like cheerios. (fill it in with something he likes)
My status has a crush on someone.

This is me doing some subtle flirting.
I think you should ask me out.

Random Facebook Status Ideas

2009-07-14T23:24:00.001-07:00

More facebook status ideas or myspace status ideas because this month is rolling with daily statuses!

I don't know what you're talking about...........I didn't steal your status.

Why did Jack and Jill fetch water up on a hill?

is writing to all of your facebook friends.

Who can really hear themselves thinking?

Do not disturb.

Great....my dog just sat on my status.

More Rainy Day Status Ideas

2009-07-14T18:06:00.000-07:00

It's been thunderstorming all day today...again. Here are some cute facebook and myspace status ideas just for tu.

:: is so bored she just finished a haiku about thunder.

:: wants you to find her umbrella.

:: says its been raining for 12hrs 10mins and 3 secs but who's really counting?

:: Rain, rain, go away, please come back another day (like maybe in September).

:: it's raining all over my status.

:: This weather is depressing my status.

Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2009-07-13T22:04:00.000-07:00

More random cute facebook statuses just for you. Of course, they can also be used for cute myspace statuses :)

Smile like nobody is looking.......Creepy.

Thinks your top friends are cute.

wants to know if we're all really socializing on these social network sites. Refresh page.

is taking a screenshot of her profile page.

can't believe it's not chocolate cheesecake!

ssshhh....don't bother me........I'm listening to my wall right now.

my mouse just ate my status.

Dating Tips Status Ideas

2009-07-13T19:11:00.000-07:00

You gotta love dating...some cute status ideas for those who want to say it out loud on their status to everyone!!

:: Never talk about your ex on the first date. Enough said.

:: Don't call me when I'm still walking to my front door.

:: You can't change a man but you can change your boyfriend.

is not waiting for your phonecall.

thinks she's just not that into you.

Take a number.

Random Cute Status Ideas

2009-07-13T09:37:00.000-07:00

Some cute facebook status ideas just for you.

To wit or not to wit.

I never said my status ideas were brilliant.

The weekend went by and I don't remember any of it. That's a good thing right?

Thank goodness it's Monday! umm......who said that?

Who you calling cute?
Sometimes I care but most of the time.....I just don't.

I can't take candy from strangers but definitely from facebook friends.

Coffee Status Ideas

2009-07-10T16:27:00.000-07:00

Don't forget to check for more caffeine status ideas over here!

These are cute caffeinated status ideas for coffee drinking facebookers and myspacers!!

:: Needs a bigger coffee cup.

:: needs a coffee cup holder. So......would anyone like to hold my coffee??

:: What's the deal with decaff?!

:: just spilled coffee on your wall.

:: I can't find any clean coffee cups. Are wine glasses okay?

:: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Wall comments are fine though.

:: Can I make a coffee sleeve out of that sweater I hate on you?

:: you, me and that cup of coffee will be fine thanks. That's my newest pickup line.

Dating Status Ideas

2009-07-10T09:43:00.000-07:00

Cute facebook status ideas and myspace status ideas for the one you're dating!!

:: The apple of my eye and margarita.
:: You are the like of my like.

:: We're facebook dates.

:: I'm 50% single.

:: See you at your wall tonite.

:: I had a good time....I'm talking to you.....you know who you are.

Funny Status Ideas

2009-07-09T17:49:00.000-07:00

Funny facebook and cute myspace status ideas just for you....it's all about the shoes baby.

Click your spacebar 3x and think of new shoes....for me.

Click your heels 3x and pretend you left your profile page.

How much is that doggie in window that's telling me to buy a pair of new shoes.

I got myself some new heels but I broke up with them.

Do these heels make me look slim?

Rainy Status Ideas

2009-07-09T07:53:00.000-07:00

It's been pouring since the middle of the nite so here are some cute raining status ideas for your Facebook, Myspace and maybe even for your Twitter updates if you want!!

:: is swimming in the rain.

:: is at the lost and found looking for your umbrella.

:: Gloomsville.

:: Wants your pink rainboots.

:: It's raining cats and elephants.

:: The hills are alive with the sound of thunder.

:: is counting lightning streaks for Count Dracula. ah..ah..ah...

Super Cute Status Ideas

2009-07-08T20:02:00.000-07:00

oooo don't you just love those status ideas that make you go what?!!

is thinking about thinks.

Simon said says. Who is Simon?

You remember that lady who swallowed a fly? I think I know her.

There is no butter in peanut butter but it must have been either peanut butter or peanut butt.

Statuses that make you go hmmm are just mind boggling for the average status-er don't you think? hmmmm.....

Care to status anyone?

You say what, I say WHAT?!!

Cute Status Ideas

2009-07-07T22:15:00.000-07:00

Some cute cupcake status ideas for your Facebook or Myspace status ideas:

:: ineedacupcakebadddddddd.com

:: Where does one get a cupcake without leaving Facebook?

:: is throwing cupcakes on your wall.

:: If you don't like cupcakes, don't add me.

:: is one cute cupcake.

:: can make cupcakes.....almost.

:: your cupcake or mine.

Relationship Status Ideas

2009-07-06T22:57:00.000-07:00

Cute facebook status ideas for the like of your love....

The guy I'm dating just changed his status to relationship....does that mean me??!!

Yup, I kinda like you.......just kind of

Hi like of my love

What time is it Mr.Wolf?

Your wall or mine?

xoxoxoxoxo for your eyes only. Everyone else......close your eyes!!

Maybe you should make me your toppest friend....whaddaya say?

I'm falling in like you know.

Cute Status Ideas

2009-07-03T22:13:00.000-07:00

Some cute facebook or myspace status ideas for you with some 4th of July status ideas:

who you calling chicken?! ribbit.

is thinking about a Halloween costume for next year.

Yup, I'm organized. Who wants to join me?

Care to share?

What's the difference between fireworks and firecrackers?

Your wall is on fire. Okay...who didn't get the permit?

is your firecracker.

Funny Facebook Status Ideas

2009-06-03T15:45:00.000-07:00

Did you miss me? Some cute facebook status ideas just for you:

Que pasa facebook? ...is practicing her spanish with facebook......again.

is going out with facebook.

I hear voices on my wall.

My facebook status-es are all in rough drafts for the week.

He loves me. He loves me. What? Who doesn't love me?

Don't piss me off. I know where the Decepticons live.

Eco Facebook Status Ideas

2009-05-19T22:42:00.000-07:00

Here are some funny facebook status ideas just for you! Gearing it towards the green (not the moolah) so let's all help save the world one facebook status ideas at a time!!

loves being green

is being eco-friendly so she's making handmade cards out of cereal boxes.......does anyone have any envelopes?

wants to know how to save her bank account

give green a chance

says we should start an eco-friendly facebook group

save on gas.........stop eatting cheetos, cheetos

walk.....don't drive to my wall
wants you to recycle your facebook page

Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2009-05-17T22:40:00.001-07:00

I'm not sure if I should continue on with the cute images in the posts because I know everyone just wants to get down to the facebook status ideas! Okay, here we go for today...

can't believe it's not butter. Wait...do people still eat that?

is refreshing.......the computer screen.

just refreshed her facebook page and there are still no wall messages.

wants you to know that she knows where you live.......on facebook (we are family)

is standing on her head

doesn't understand what you're saying. I only understand abbreviations.

Story Facebook Status Ideas

2009-05-13T20:20:00.000-07:00

Here's looking at cute...

is playing hide and seek with you.

is hiding behind YOUR wall.

can't find the big bad wolf.

says this little piggie is going to buy herself a new dress.

knows Goldilocks.

never gets lost because she knows how to get back on f.book.

is looking at cute.

Funny Facebook Status Ideas

2009-05-05T20:59:00.000-07:00

You can do a lot with cliches....

There's no place like Facebook. Just click you spacebar 3x.

It takes 10 people to change a lightbulb because 9 of us are on Facebook.

Don't abandon tommorrow what you can type today.

I'm filthy rich like Facebook.

I haven't got a penny to my name BUT I have these Facebook poker chips....do they count?

Always a friend but never a top friend. Sniff.

Read the fine print. Sigh. Yes, you love me.

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Coffee Facebook Status Ideas

2009-05-03T18:41:00.000-07:00

Don't you just love coffee?! Here's for all you caffeinated Facebook-ers looking for some cute facebook status ideas with some coffee love! Cheers!

Did you want coffee with that?

is drinking your coffee. Get your own.

wants to play coffee and ladders.

is throwing coffee beans at your wall.

says decaf drinkers need to wake up and smell the coffee!

doesn't understand? You ran out of coffee?!!

can someone please drop off some coffee? I'm at work.

is still trying to balance your coffee cup on my head.

I'm like a cup of freshly roasted coffee. Strong, bean and you can't get enough.

More Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2009-04-30T21:15:00.000-07:00

The crafting of cute...

is looking for glitterized jellybeans.
how do you make jellybeans?
your studio or mine?
can't get enough of your craft.
says don't worry. I can count to 100 backwards....but not out loud.
you are super cute but not as cute as me.
is still looking for Astro Boy.

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Silly Facebook Status Ideas

2009-04-28T21:59:00.000-07:00

Of course there are more cute facebook status ideas!

Don't forget to let your friends know (facebook friends that is) about my site!

wants to know who invented Lego
is Lego the same as leggo my eggo?
understands about having Facebook status block
is kissing your wall
knows where you're hiding
says one, two, don't buckle my shoe. I use velcro.
says at the end of the day......I'm still on Facebook
is counting her eyelashes.

Cute Facebook Status Ideas

2009-04-27T19:54:00.000-07:00

Ah....yes..I love cute!

wants your teddy bear (that's not code for your boyfriend)

cute got your tounge?

your wall or mine?

is comparing apples to green apples

lost her mittens kittens

is bobbing for facebook statuses

says the clouds are moving again

any facebook friend of yours is almost a facebook friend of mine

is measuring her toe

Don't forget to check out these facebook status ideas here on my other blog:

Crafty Facebook Status Ideas
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